short hair what?

When my sister and I were younger we used to video tape ourselves lip syncing & making commercials... & we were hilarious. One of our commercials was an add for a product that can help your hair grow from "super short to super long." I am pretty sure we actually used those words. In the video we created this shaggy up do to make it look like we accidentally chopped all our hair off & were in need of a serious miracle. We thought it was time to offer homage to that lovely hair style once again.

May it be noted that this hair style is not supposed to make you look cute and my sister looks simply beautiful even with her fake shaggy short cut.